Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
-“It’s a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro.”
-“Vot do you mean it’s illegal?” asks the German driver.
-“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.
-“Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile!” the German says unbelievingly. “Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons.”
– “You canta puta thata one on me!” replies the Italian customs officer.
“Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people in a car and you are breaking the law.”
– “I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence zupervisor over !”
– “Sorry. He can’ta come righta know. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno