Five Germans in an Audi Quattro

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:

-“It’s a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro.”

-“Vot do you mean it’s illegal?” asks the German driver.

-“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.

-“Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile!” the German says unbelievingly. “Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons.”

– “You canta puta thata one on me!” replies the Italian customs officer.
“Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people in a car and you are breaking the law.”

– “I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence zupervisor over !”

– “Sorry. He can’ta come righta know. He’sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno

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